Me and you and Park Ji-Sung

Park Ji-Sung is your new

favourite player for Manchester United.

You like him because he zips around

the field with his funny run

and his flopping hair, and gives off

slightly less machismo than the other players,

young, arrogant and chest thumping.

I love your reason for liking Park Ji-Sung.

Watching you watch him makes me happy.

In this way, no matter how badly or well

Manchester United are playing (and I know

the team suffered a terrible, humiliating defeat

recently at the hands of Manchester City),

when you are watching Park Ji-Sung and

I am watching you, everyone is a winner.