One definition of love

love

-verb

to clean the toilet in under 5 minutes on a Saturday afternoon when it may not even be your turn, in order that your partner may vomit into a pristine bowl after a bad case of food poisoning, and to then go to the shops and buy chicken noodle soup and lemonade and let her watch whatever she wants on the television for the whole night.

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