Wonderings Emilie Collyer Wonderings Emilie Collyer

Blue days

Alice wears a blue dress

My shoes are blue too

She has no friends in Wonderland

My shoes are new

It is a discombobulating story

More so for adults than children

Who know how dangerous it can get alone

The show is outside and there is dust everywhere

My new blue shoes are dirty

This should not be something

That bothers a grown woman

But all through Wonderland all I can think about

Is the dirt on my new blue shoes

And how they will never look new again

They want to shrink her and grow her

Tease her and chop off her head

Much like the tasks of any life

When all you want is a nice cup of tea

Some days I am so scared of dying

I have to hold my breath

The story goes on weird and wonderful

We’ll never get to see how it ends

 

I saw the ASC outdoor production of Alice in Wonderland which was very entertaining and affected me more than I would have thought ...

 

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Star gazing (or what I learned from one hour with Stephen Hawking)

We are made from the stuff of stars,

in the beginning there was

no outside, everything was inside

gravity is the hero of the universe

it pulls together what has been exploded

iron does not create energy when it fuses

so the fire at the heart of the star

starts to die

the death of a star is called a super nova

it is the birth of something new

black holes form when a star

comes to the end of its life

when a star explodes it makes a cloud

called a nebula

nebuli are beautiful

our sun was created when a whole lot

of hydrogen fused together

the earth is made from minerals and rock

the universe is expanding, ever expanding

those stars that look red in the night sky,

they are galaxies moving away from us

things are born, they create energy

they explode and all the bits

are blown away, then eventually

the bits are pulled back together

and something new is formed, that

is how stuff is made

there is more than optimism to this

it is expansion, it is wonder

it lifts us out of ourselves, physics

is a religion, but there is

no punishment and no reward

it is just exploding and dispersing

and fusing, each body is an atom

that is made in the same way the

universe was formed

my body in the night sky

is dancing, I run on the earth

which lifts to hold me

my serious face, like gravity,

slowly pulls objects together

and turns in on itself

when it goes unchallenged,

bring hydrogen! bring helium!

touch the gold and silver and platinum

that are forged in the heart

of an exploding star, the cosmos

is born from imperfection

mistakes make life

a perfect state is a dead state

nothing comes from stasis

see where the blobs of gas are thicker

see where they are thin

in between is where

the good stuff happens

the stuff of stars

the stuff of us.



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On Holiday

Days of warm, wet nothing. The air

is a bath you stand up in. My hair never

dries. There is nowhere to go except

into a book or television show. I am unwinding.

What will be left?

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Impressing Jung

Serial killers visit regularly in my dreams.

Last night, for the first time, I didn't run and hide in helpless fear.

I grabbed the smashed bottle he was holding and stabbed him with it. Once, then again, and again, and again.

A violent, yet satisfying way to spend the night.

I wonder if Jung would be proud.

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airport philosophy

the problem lies

in thinking things should be

other than they are

 

fact is, airport carpet is grey

the flight is delayed

and we are here for 5 hours

 

wishing it weren't so

just makes each minute

tick by a little slower

 

the flight, when it comes

is its usual miracle

we don't fall out of the sky

 

we are humans

and we are flying

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Gardening

Gardening. I like the idea of it. I get into it sporadically, once every couple of years. I like to be able to say: Today I am gardening! It means I am not writing or worrying. It means I won’t have to go for a run because I will have done exercise. It means I am outside and communing with nature and making things grow. And let’s face it, as a novelty activity, pulling out weeds is fun.

But then it gets serious and you realise you are going to have to mulch and buy sand and soil and weed killer and manure and dig beds and raise things and plant and wait and buy more things and read gardening blogs and it all becomes a bit like sewing or fixing a car, it is all in a language I don’t understand and it makes me feel small and inadequate and somewhat retarded in my learning.

But nonetheless, for a few hours, every couple of years, it is a noble and satisfying thing to say: Today I am gardening!

This is how it is today.

 

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Sight bites

Today we cull our travel photos into bite-sized chunks, easily digestable over a glass of wine or cup of tea.

We flirt with the idea of an old-fashioned slide night, complete with safari suit and toothpicks stabbed into tiny slabs of cabana, pineapple and cheese.

We don't make photo albums any more. We make folders with neat names that we back up onto external hard drives and syphon onto memory sticks.

At best we upload the best of the lot onto Facebook.

Will grand children discover them in a shoe box one day and wonder how to convert them into something they can see with their teeny tiny futuristic technology?

Our sight bites.

The shiny tiny mementos of our dream like memories.

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lights at night

why is so much comfort given when you are in a foreign city, walking outside at night and you look up to see the glow of lights in apartment buildings, the shape of furniture - a high backed chair, a TV on a stand, a pot plant - and shadows moving around, going about their business ... cups of tea, a move from one room to another, stillness sitting at a table.

is it voyeurism?

feels more like connection, but maybe I am romanticising things.

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these shoes

walking in foreign cities

I am obsessed with people's shoes

what do they choose?

comfort over style or both?

we seem to be living in times of unparalleled cool

skinny jeans and runners abound

tan ankle boots and slouchy soft things that only skinny Italian women can make look elegant

what do people think when they look at my shoes?

or am I the only one looking down?

this is a dangerous and defeating way to travel

luckily I bump into things quite often 

which reminds me to

LOOK UP!

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Flight

We fly into endless night

time stretches like a slinky

that has lost its spring

 

Are we beating time 

or chasing it?

 

My body stores

ruminations

in the bags under my eyes

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Diagnosis

Due to trouble with a sore hip while starting a new running program, I trotted off to see a physiotherapist. After earnest discussion and some targetted prodding he informed me that the problem was not my hip. The problem was more to do with the muscles around my hip.

To be specific, I have a lazy gluteus maximus.

I think this means I technically have the diagnosis of a lazy bum.

This got me thinking about other possible afflictions and associated diagnoses. Would flabby arms make me a flibbertygibbet? A blocked nose be due cause for the label of nincompoop?

And what bodily dysfunction might lead me to be diagnosed as a poo-head?

Something to think about ...

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