Whites so white

Who are the people who know how to

keep their whites white?

Angels come to teach us?

Or demons come to torment us?

I curse them as I toss out

yet another

yellow edged bra

If only they could teach me

my whole life would

be sweeter

And I could get caught

in accidentally

compromising

positions

without evidence

of sweat stains

age

and poor washing techniques